Philozoofur's Corner

The Wannabe Zoophile Intelligentsia

Tag: zoo positivity

  • Wisdom from chat

    I’ve been seeing a lot of pro-paraphile discourse on Tumblr recently!

    The backlash against pedophiles (paraphiles), caused by the backlash against the pedophiles (child molesters) and pedophiles (billionaires), has them concerned, and rightly so. Thank god for Tumblr, they’re the ones tuned to the plight of the deeply unpopular.

    It hasn’t quite made the rounds yet, right now the focus is on a more important fight, and zoos should not be taking the center stage just yet. But it feels like we’re next in line, and we’re ready to make our case whenever.

    Someone in a zoo-friendly server put it best: “All adult animals have the capacity to consent, and all intact non-virgin adult animals have the experience necessary to do so to the same degree as adult humans”

    I think Tumblr is ready for that.

  • Zoo Pride

    I love zoophiles so freaking much.

  • Reddit Zoopositivity Check

    Today, Reddit is discussing whether or not Pokemon can consent. Responses are broadly zoo-positive!

    People seem to understand nonverbal communication is, indeed communication!

    US INCLUDED. Although c’mon, Mudsdale is right there. If you’re want to fuck a horse, you should be out there with it, you know?

    One user pointing out “the vast majority have the knowledge and ability to bend over and slap their ass,” true facts. Animals don’t really hide it when they’re horny.

    One user thinks it’s weird to want to fuck animals, just on principle. Two separate replies, the top with 10x the upvotes: Consent is what matters, not whether or not finding animals attractive is weird.

    And finally, of course, the anti-zoo getting buried.Ya love to see it.

    The vibe today is good. Have a zooey day, everyone.