Philozoofur's Corner

The Wannabe Zoophile Intelligentsia

  • More Joey

    Apparently horse puppet is named Joey, and is from a show named War Horse.

    According to Wikipedia, it premiered in 2007, and this video was posted in 2013, so at this point they’d been practicing their horse body language for 6 years. Wow.

    The horse they’re meeting seems more anxious about the random horse in the distance at 1:26 than meeting the puppet. (I don’t think the humans picked up on what was causing the startle, hah! Gotta ask zoos for that.)


  • Horse Puppet

    An incredibly realistic three-person horse puppet, interacting with a mounted police horse. Very chill all around, I’d say. I’d love to know more about the puppeteers, they’ve clearly studied horse communication very well. Fantastic control of the ears, especially.


  • What seems to be an entire genre of YouTube video

    https://youtu.be/RMJsqXzz5zs

    YouTube has decided to start giving me a series of videos that are all titled things like “cute horses, sleeping and farting!” and… not really my thing, but they’ve got the spirit, I guess.

    Also, YouTube also does not let me embed these videos, which: Lol. Lmao, even.

    I think it started with this video:

    Which, while not quite the same genre, is probably what got YouTube recommending it to us.

    This video has over 59 million views, by the way.


  • Zoo Pride

    I love zoophiles so freaking much.


  • Reddit Zoopositivity Check

    Today, Reddit is discussing whether or not Pokemon can consent. Responses are broadly zoo-positive!

    People seem to understand nonverbal communication is, indeed communication!

    US INCLUDED. Although c’mon, Mudsdale is right there. If you’re want to fuck a horse, you should be out there with it, you know?

    One user pointing out “the vast majority have the knowledge and ability to bend over and slap their ass,” true facts. Animals don’t really hide it when they’re horny.

    One user thinks it’s weird to want to fuck animals, just on principle. Two separate replies, the top with 10x the upvotes: Consent is what matters, not whether or not finding animals attractive is weird.

    And finally, of course, the anti-zoo getting buried.Ya love to see it.

    The vibe today is good. Have a zooey day, everyone.


  • Blood Horse Part II

    Apparently two blood horses. Some additional photos, for your consideration:

    God he has such a nice butt.


  • Blood Horse

    Apparently, 666 days before ex-Prince Andrew’s arrest, there was a blood covered horse running loose in the streets of London.

    AND HE WAS FUCKING HOT, HOLY SHIT

    (Source: Dazed Digital)


  • Some people are the worst

    There’s an argument in favor of legalizing bestiality that goes “hey, nothing here is worse than agricultural farming. Either end the practice, or let us do our thing.”

    Holy shit, this argument is disgusting. Fundamentally, this is a demand to rape an animal. You have to be a really fucked up person to make it. Willingness to make it should probably put you on some kind of watchlist.

    I bring it up because a few months ago, I saw another zoo flame out on Tumblr making, really wholeheartedly putting everything they had into it, and it was fucking was horrifying.

    You asked to rape an animal. That is why it is wrong. Do you need it clearly explained to you? 

    This is not an argument that is sane, much less pro-zoophile. It makes us look like monsters who don’t care in the slightest about the well being of our animals. Some people just have fucked up souls.

    It’s not an argument about allowing us to be together with our animals. It is, at best, an argument for abolishing animal farming. This is a fantastic goal, and I am 100% behind that, but you are making an argument that sacrifices the little respect we have as zoos to make a selfish, fucked up point!

    Fuck you. Fuck you, so much.

    You are not helping anyone!!! We do not want people like you in our community, fuck off!